Apparently, a couple of my blogging buddies have given up on NaBloPoMo. But fear not, Blogosphere! I shall trudge on! If I can brave three days of posting on my parents’ dial-up connection, I feel confident that I can make it these last five days (after today) on my gloriously fast cable internet. True, it will be a lonely journey. Countless dangers lie ahead. Starvation and thirst are imminent. But I will persevere!
In other news, since I drank my weight in soda over the past 5 days, I’ve decided to give it up until Christmas. That’s right. No caffeine. So, to those of you who encounter me in person on a fairly regular basis, I apologize in advance for beating you over the head with that tripod, and for stabbing you in the eye with that gel ink pen, and for tracking you down at your new job to yell at you about what an unorganized idiot you were when you worked in my department, and for going on that tirade about copyright law, and for calling you up to tell you how absolutely absurd it is to believe there were dinosaurs on the ark with Noah. Seriously, that’s not me. It’s the withdrawals.
