To all of you:

1. I saw some people today with a sign that said:

“Need Prayer”

Just like that. No punctuation.

To the sign people: What does it mean? Are you asking me IF I need prayer? Are you telling me that I SHOULD need prayer? Because if it’s the latter, that’s not really something I have a choice about, is it? I can’t just go out and make myself need prayer.

2. To the obnoxious caller: Don’t get irritated with me if I don’t want to look up the answer to your question while I’m eating my lunch.

3. To our office neighbors: Don’t give me a disgusted look for making a normal amount of noise coming down the stairs when you’re conducting an official meeting at a table IN THE HALLWAY.

4. To the annoying coworker: I do not need to know where you are in your menstrual cycle.