Kinky.

After receiving a particularly snarky comment from me…

Boss: “Shut up. You still work for me. I can still put you over my knee.”

It’s not a good sign when the conversation reaches this point:

“…So…I bought myself a can of soup.”

No idea what this has to do with business administration.

Overheard: “Yes, I’ve said that so many times…and I know what I’m talking about when I say, ‘because urine has to be cultured…’”