Tourism

Kid: (trying to sell a free newspaper to Libby) “50p.”

Libby: “We’re not stupid.”

Kid: “30p.”

So true.

Read on the door of a toilet in a pub in London: “A toilet door without graffiti is like a pub with no beer.”

Academia

Libby: “I like reading about physics in the news and stuff. Like the Hadron Colander.”

Rebel

“I had a friend in high school who was really into that and wore the shirts with Confederate flags on them. She’d get really upset if anyone got offended by it. She’d say, ‘It’s just Southern pride…’

“…And it was really weird because her parents were from Pennsylvania.”