Maturity

Me: “Alright, I’ve got to go. Duty calls.”

Caroline: “Hehe, she said doodie.”

Fun with your Facebook status

“[Friend] thinks the symetry of the human body makes evolution look rediculous.”

Kim thinks spelling errors make your argument look “rediculous.”

Typical Monday

Caroline: “Kim, what are you doing?”

Me: “Emailing a professor. What are YOU doing?”

Caroline: “Making a cemetery.”

The first line of my memoirs:

“I was bad in the US, but I was good in England.”