Saxophonin' Gnome

After a couple weird experiences with our lunch cashier:

kimmits — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:49:04 +0000

Caroline: “He called me kiddo.”

Me: “He called me brother.”

Caroline: “…Ok, you win.”

kimmits — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:25:41 +0000

“I don’t think one should end a 5 page recommendation letter with ‘in short,…’”

kimmits — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:31:12 +0000

Me: “You never want to be at work.

Caroline: “Eh, sometimes…When the Wii is here.”

Me: “Well, everyone would enjoy work if they could play Wii all the time.”

Caroline: “That should be embroidered on a pillow.”

kimmits — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:54:20 +0000

Boss: “OK, what did you learn about Argentina?”

Girl: “There’s a lot of political activism there.”

Boss: “What do you mean by ‘political activism?’”

Girl: “It means there are a lot of people who are politically active.”

Boss: “. . .”

kimmits — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:04:14 +0000

Me: “Alright, I’ve got to go. Duty calls.”

Caroline: “Hehe, she said doodie.”

kimmits — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:17:18 +0000

“[Friend] thinks the symetry of the human body makes evolution look rediculous.”

Kim thinks spelling errors make your argument look “rediculous.”

kimmits — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:38:40 +0000

Caroline: “Kim, what are you doing?”

Me: “Emailing a professor. What are YOU doing?”

Caroline: “Making a cemetery.”

kimmits — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:34:15 +0000

“I was bad in the US, but I was good in England.”

kimmits — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:43:34 +0000

Kid: (trying to sell a free newspaper to Libby) “50p.”

Libby: “We’re not stupid.”

Kid: “30p.”

kimmits — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:17:39 +0000

Read on the door of a toilet in a pub in London: “A toilet door without graffiti is like a pub with no beer.”