After a couple weird experiences with our lunch cashier:

9 03 2009

Caroline: “He called me kiddo.”

Me: “He called me brother.”

Caroline: “…Ok, you win.”


I’ll be brief.

15 12 2008

“I don’t think one should end a 5 page recommendation letter with ‘in short,…'”


18 11 2008

Me: You never want to be at work.

Caroline: “Eh, sometimes…When the Wii is here.”

Me: Well, everyone would enjoy work if they could play Wii all the time.”

Caroline: “That should be embroidered on a pillow.”

Could you be a little more specific?

3 11 2008

Boss: “OK, what did you learn about Argentina?”

Girl: “There’s a lot of political activism there.”

Boss: “What do you mean by ‘political activism?'”

Girl: “It means there are a lot of people who are politically active.”

Boss: “. . .”


27 10 2008

Me: “Alright, I’ve got to go. Duty calls.”

Caroline: “Hehe, she said doodie.”

Fun with your Facebook status

21 10 2008

“[Friend] thinks the symetry of the human body makes evolution look rediculous.”

Kim thinks spelling errors make your argument look “rediculous.”

Typical Monday

13 10 2008

Caroline: “Kim, what are you doing?”

Me: “Emailing a professor. What are YOU doing?”

Caroline: “Making a cemetery.”